He is amazed that so many people voted for McCain:

To humanize that just a bit, that means that 56,378,316 individuals waited in line just as long as you did, and worked just as hard as anyone else, to try to make sure that Barack Obama would not become president of the United States. I don’t know about you, but that scares the shit out of me. It means — for reasons that go way beyond any immediate financial crises — we’re still in very deep trouble.

So this is what he said he wanted to do:

I’ve been saying that, should Obama prevail, every ..man who can stomach it should immediately go out, find a Republican man, and give him a blow job. Just make sure to impress upon him that the only reason he’s getting the blow job is in celebration of a Democratic victory.

He then goes on to call Republicans stupid, but still can’t get seaman off his mind:

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that those 56,378,316 misguided souls aren’t the most sophisticated sailors on the sea.

Then he call Republicans racist and stupid again:

We might not be able to win their hearts and minds, or erase whatever bigotry led them to vote as they did. But we should be able to outwit them.

Then he climaxes his story about giving blowjobs to Democrats also…guess he swings both ways:

Though, if you’re up for the adventure, those blow jobs might not be a bad insurance policy. Just don’t leave the Democratic boys out completely.

He must be mad because he can’t marry his butt pirate buddy in Cali. Go Prop 8.