Obama Received Affirmative Action To Attend Columbia
Despite having admitted to daily smoking weed and smoking crack,Presidential candidate Obama still got admitted to Columbia University.
According to Columbia records, Obama was admitted despite thirteen Whites, seven Asians and six Hispanics having better grades and being more qualified.
According to admissions official Michael McHenry, “We were pressured to have Africans attend our university to get more government funds.” “He (Obama) was obviously unqualified but we needed the funds from the government.”
When asked about the students that were more qualified that were denied acceptance, McHenry states “I pray everyday that their lives have worked out. They were cheated out of a top quality education. I have prayed to God for forgiveness for the inequality and unfairness I have subjected upon the better qualified kids.”
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We can record that sucker walking up the steps to get his chitlin’s. P.S. I love Brushi’s man meat
Firstly, I cannot believe the idiotic comments on this topic. Secondly, people across the country should be OUTRAGED because of this! Not just because of Obama, but because TENS-OF-THOUSANDS of qualified students get passed over because of the very racist Affirmative-Action! Wake up, WHITE PEOPLE!! You are brainwashed into thinking this is perfectly fine.
Michael Deaton is a idiot and this story is a bald face lie. So sad that people believe every single bit of a bullshit they read.
Silly Billy, you sure do get around. Is it your job to scour blogs for a bad word said about your master Obama. Does Obama know what a pathetic job you do in your feeble attempts to defend him? Are you another example of affirmative action hiring? Is English your first language?
You proclaim:
“Michael Deaton is a idiot and this story is a bald face lie. So sad that people believe every single bit of a bullshit they read.”
Wow, that really convinced me. I’ll stop now to ponder the irrefutable logic of your argument.
Kudos, Mr. honcho for a finely written piece. However, I do have a few pointed critique I would like to offer:
1 - I was wondering how much journalistic impartiality Mr. Honcho actually utilized in this piece. If a writer truly quantified the opposing arguments regarding Affirmative Action, anyone with a brain would be able to logically conclude whether it is a worthwhile program. There are - or have been - people that have done this. Nine of them in fact…
2 - As for “Mr. McHenry’s” divulging of any student’s academic record - whether he be a Presidential candidate or not - I would question his motives and thereby his information. Oh, and I checked with the University, and no one by that name actually works there!
3- As for Affirmative Action being ” racist”, as one of your loyal fans so eloquently stated, I am pretty sure it is IMPOSSIBLE to be as it is an inanimate object.
Just a suggestion of a recent BLACK Columbia graduate…
Go Lions!
I know you were trying to come off as clever and witty Zee, but it didn’t convinced me either. Nice try jackass.
What happens to affirmative action if Obama becomes our next president? He and McCain steer clear of this topic everytime they are questioned.
M.Browsky
Affirmative Action Plan
You guys owe me $.05.