A lot of assholes on Texas’ death row just went into full-pucker mode, as the Supreme Court of the United States just upheld Kentucky’s lethal injection protocols — which are the same protocols used in Texas.

Let the executions resume, boys. Jose Medellin should be first on the new schedule. Charles Dean Hood, you should be next.

What the Court did: The Court upheld Kentucky’s lethal injection protocols.

What it means: For all practical purposes the far left’s 40-year crusade to abolish the death penalty nationwide itself is dead and buried.

How they voted: This was a 3-2-1-1-2 plurality decision. The lead opinion was signed by Justices Roberts (Bush 43), Alito (Bush 43) and Kennedy (Reagan).

Winners: Federalism/states’ rights advocates. Victims of capital crimes. Victims’ rights activists. Criminal prosecutors. State attorneys general. Law enforcement. Those who believe in Old Testament justice.

Losers: People who commit capital crimes. Liberals.

This is outstanding news today.